document.write('<ol class="tumblr_posts">\x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_title">The wires are 10&quot; apart.</div>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    <img src="http://goodshit.phlap.net/snake%201.jpg"/><br/><img src="http://goodshit.phlap.net/snake%202.jpg"/>\x0a                </div>\x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_video_post">\x0a                <div class="tumblr_video">\x0a                    <object width="400" height="328">&#13;\x0a<param name="movie" value="http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/player.swf?mediaId=3361421" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/player.swf?mediaId=3361421" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="328"></embed></object>\x0a                </div>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_title">The last sentance makes this an instant classic in my book.</div>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    <p><b>A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father&#8217;s credit cards to hire escorts.</b></p>\x0a<p>A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad&#8217;s credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.</p>\x0a<p>Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father&#8217;s existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing &#8220;Halo&#8221; on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.</p>\x0a<p>The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.</p>\x0a<p>The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.</p>\x0a<p>Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a &#8220;World of Warcraft&#8221; tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.</p>\x0a<p>When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.</p>\x0a<p>Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn&#8217;t mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.</p>\x0a<p>Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a &#8220;World of Warcraft&#8221; tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.</p>\x0a<p>The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played &#8220;Halo&#8221; on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.</p>\x0a<p>Ralph&#8217;s ambition is to one day become a politician.</p>\x0a<p> From: <a href="http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm" target="_blank">Money.co.uk</a></p>\x0a                </div>\x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_video_post">\x0a                <div class="tumblr_video">\x0a                    <object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SMwCBEUT0Ro&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SMwCBEUT0Ro&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object>\x0a                </div>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_caption">\x0a                        Probably on I-35 near San Antonio\x0a                    </div>\x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_video_post">\x0a                <div class="tumblr_video">\x0a                    <object style="margin:0px" width="400" height="334"><param name="movie" value="http://static.slideshare.net/swf/ssplayer2.swf?doc=175136asianbodyart-1210202562683962-8" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://static.slideshare.net/swf/ssplayer2.swf?doc=175136asianbodyart-1210202562683962-8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="334"></embed></object>\x0a                </div>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_title">Funny Comment #1</div>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    <p>I&#8217;m going to post funny comments I read on various blog posts around the net.</p>\x0a<p>In response to a very interesting article:</p>\x0a<p><a href="http://www.divinecaroline.com/article/22297/49153-colossal-castle-humble-home--price" target="_blank"><b>Colossal Castle or Humble Home? Same Price – Your Choice</b></a></p>\x0a<p>&#8230;about what semi-large amounts of money spent on a house will get you in various places.</p>\x0a<p>excerpt:</p>\x0a<p><b>South Africa v. San Francisco – </b><b>$500,000     </b><br/> In South Africa, for half a million dollars, you can purchase a genuine castle complete with armor, high security, and a golf course. Stradford Castle, nestled in South Africa’s most gorgeous lake, is engraved with words of wisdom from ancient dukes and holds precious hand-crafted stained glass.</p> <p>In San Francisco, for 500K you’ll afford a junior one bedroom with a spacious sleeping alcove. If you crane your neck out the bathroom window, you may even get a “peek-a-boo view” of the Bay Bridge.</p>\x0a<p><img src="http://www.divinecaroline.com/ext/article_images/southafrica.jpg" height="191" width="267"/>    <img src="http://www.divinecaroline.com/ext/article_images/castle1.jpg" height="201" width="302"/></p> <p><img src="http://www.divinecaroline.com/ext/article_images/1gray.gif" height="1" width="600"/></p>\x0a<p> Anyway, the funny comment:</p> <b>      posted: 05.08.2008     </b> <b>         </b><b><a href="http://www.divinecaroline.com/public/user/profile?user_id=75712" title="billy bob joe" target="_blank">billy bob joe</a></b> <b>  </b> <b>  </b> <b> yea but the reason we pay more in the u. s. is that we get george bush for presdent and these large cities allow us the chance to be murdered or robbed at any time. oh yea and our children git edgecated at great schools and we get to watch american idol and dancing with the losers. who wants to live in peace in great places. plus our hmos will make sure we die young and stay sick. </b>\x0a                </div>\x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_video_post">\x0a                <div class="tumblr_video">\x0a                    <object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" id="gtembed" width="400" height="326">\x09<param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.gametrailers.com/remote_wrap.php?mid=33493" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><embed src="http://www.gametrailers.com/remote_wrap.php?mid=33493" swliveconnect="true" name="gtembed" align="middle" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="326"></embed></object>\x0a                </div>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_caption">\x0a                        <b>Very excited about this one. Going to look at sound great on my home system.</b>\x0a                    </div>\x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_video_post">\x0a                <div class="tumblr_video">\x0a                    <object width="400" height="337"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NDk4MjU5" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://embed.break.com/NDk4MjU5" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="337"></embed></object>\x0a                </div>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_photo_post">\x0a                <img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/Lk835m3zX8ryb0nshyOhxrzc_400.jpg" alt="What an amazing photo. Really says a lot." class="tumblr_photo"/>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_caption">\x0a                        What an amazing photo. Really says a lot.\x0a                    </div>\x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_title">Baby steps to something bigger.</div>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    <p>So I&#8217;m whining about my lack of personal creative output on <a href="http://www.twitter.com" title="twitter.com" target="_blank">Twitter</a> to pretty much a complete (but very friendly and smart) stranger { <a href="http://www.twitter.com/orchid8" target="_blank">@orchid8</a> } and out of that conversation comes this Tumblelog.</p>\x0a<p>So far I like the interface. Signing up was as easy as it should be. The api is surprisingly wide open for everyone to see and use (which you can bet I will). It&#8217;s already got me excited about writing and posting pictures and links and everything I think anyone might want to see/hear/read.</p>\x0a<p>I was very hesitant to give in to <a href="http://www.twitter.com" title="twitter.com" target="_blank">Twitter</a> at first and for the same reasons I&#8217;ve held off on making a Tumblelog, much less a full on blog. I&#8217;ve obsessed with <a href="http://www.twitter.com" title="twitter.com" target="_blank">Twitter</a> now and I&#8217;m assuming I soon will be obsessed with Tumblr as well.</p>\x0a<p>I&#8217;ll document any interesting observations I have of my newcomer Tumblr experiences as well as anything else I interesting along the way.</p>\x0a<p>Cheers! </p>\x0a                </div>\x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a</ol>');